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Jacob Sirof
Asian / Black / Latino
"Oh, Jar Jar. Nobody loves you but me."

Male
33 years old
Santa Monica, CA
United States



Last Login: 11/21/2008
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   Jacob Sirof's Comedian Bio
BioJacob Sirof was born and raised in San Francisco, California during the "Comedy Boom" of the 1980’s. There were few places more booming than San Francisco, so nobody was too surprised when Jacob announced at an early age that he wanted to be a comedian when he grew up. Today, Jacob still hasn’t grown up, although he is a comedian. As a young adult, he started doing stand-up in his hometown, and quickly joined the ranks of a promising young crop of local talent, which has since been dubbed "The New Wave" of San Francisco comedy. In 2006, Jacob was selected to perform at the prestigious "Just For Laughs" comedy festival in Montreal, Canada, where he got very drunk and high with comedians and industry-types from all over the world. His television appearances include "Live At Gotham" on Comedy Central and "Last Comic Standing" on NBC. He has been featured in the San Francisco Chronicle, as well as the Hollywood Reporter, and performs across much of the known galaxy. Jacob currently resides in Santa Monica, California with his wife, fellow comic Sherry Sirof, and their daughter, Wynter Moon. He would like to do comedy for ever and ever, yet he is a mere mortal, and will most likely die someday. For booking, please contact Douglas Edley/Adam Radler at The Gersh Agency: (310)205-5885. What some of the nation’s top headliners are saying about Jacob Sirof: "I’ll shit in that little faggot’s mouth." - Louis C.K. / "AIDS in a sweater." - Dave Attell / "Who? You sure I met him?" - Dom Irrera
Websitemets.com
InfluencesEddie Murphy, Andrew "Dice" Clay, Don Rickles, Bobby Slayton, My Father, Triumph.
Members
TV Shows"Live At Gotham" (Comedy Central), "Chelsea Lately" (E!), "Last Comic Standing/Driving" (NBC), "Special Sauce" (Starz Comedy), "History of the Joke" (The History Channel), "Real Sex" (HBO)
FilmsTotally.
AlbumsMaladroit, Mr. Hood, Yellow Submarine.

    Jacob Sirof's Interests
GeneralPickled goods, wife and kid, Stinky and Ugly, 5, 7, 57, Sega Master System, celebrity sex tapes, Aurebesh, Major League Baseball.
Music
MoviesTalkies, mainly.
TelevisionStar Wars: The Clone Wars (2008), Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003, 2005), Futurama, Survivor, Desmond Morris's The Human Animal, Jeopardy!, sports, Firefly, Samurai Jack, Twin Peaks, Nova, anything in HD.
BooksThe Neverending Story, Dianetics, The Nekronomicon, and every other book with magical powers. Also, the Encyclopedia Brown series.
HeroesPeter Kitts, Uncle George, Roger Moore, Doc and Darryl, The Three Amigos, and Ahmed Best.
Groups: I LOVE STAND UP COMEDIANS link to the BAY AREA!NYC Underground Comedy FestFuturamaFirefly: Nothing like it in the verseWeezerIndependent Filmmaking and FilmmakersUCBTLAComedians of MySpace

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     Jacob Sirof's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Serious Relationships
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Francisco, CA
Body type:6' 0" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Native American
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Official Bikini Inspector
Income:Less than $30,000

   Jacob Sirof's Networking
Fashion - Modeling - Swimwear

Dance - Performance - Jazz Dance

Television - Stunts - Pyrotechnics


   Jacob Sirof's Companies
SirofCo
Santa Monica, CA US
Assistant Sales Manager
West Coast Division



Jacob Sirof's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 6 Total Plays: 78305 Plays Today: 0
A Message to the Greater Los Angeles Area
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Reggie Whatever!
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Chicken
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The Jacob Sirof Interview Show (Las Vegas Edition)
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Slayton on Sirof
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   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 20 2008 9:30P
Basement Party @ The Ramada Inn Los Angeles CA
Dec 11 2008 10:00P
Richmond’s House of Comedy @ The Improv Los Angeles CA
Jan 25 2009 8:00P
Crackers Comedy Club - Broad Ripple (January 21-25) Indianapolis IN
Feb 1 2009 8:00P
Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club (January 29-February 1) Sunnyvale CA

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   Jacob Sirof's Blurbs
About me:
Jew, atheist, New York Mets fan, daddy, orphan, identical twin, player hater, Star Wars geek, Weezer dork, Sherry Sirof's husband, sore sport, sad clown. See more Judgment Day here.
Who I'd like to meet:
Gary Cohen, Keith Hernandez, and Ron Darling.

   Jacob Sirof's Friend Space (Top 40)
Jacob Sirof has 2383 friends.
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 Hollywood Improv 


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 Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre LA 


 Just For Laughs 


 Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club 


 PUNCH LINE SAN FRANCISCO 


 San Jose IMPROV Comedy Club 


 Punchline Comedy Club Sacramento 





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Nov 20 2008 4:08 PM

I thought you wanted to make money.
;)
mmmMelissa





Nov 19 2008 12:38 AM

... then you should go! the beaches are magnificent, the fish is the freshest you've ever had, and IZ is everywhere!!
Eric J





Nov 18 2008 4:27 AM

rock on my jewish brotha.
TeiLoR





Nov 14 2008 4:23 AM

Hee hee hee!! Yey! I was watching the history chanel yesterday morning, and there was a program on the history of Commedy and then...suddenly....I SAW YOU!!!!! I was so excited and proud. Wish you got some jokes in the show but it was so cool none the less! Thats it! Miss you and think about you and the little family all of the time! Sooo much love and luck to you Jacob! You must send me your number again. I don't have it.
Mine is 213-0901 xoxoxoxoxoxxo love teilor!
El Roro Asombroso





Nov 12 2008 3:46 AM

Maybe I can do Richmonds house, Dec. 11th. I will call my cousen and see what I can do.
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Nov 8 2008 5:22 AM

thanks for friendship!!
M. Seedy





Nov 5 2008 1:11 AM

dude, you KILLED it in portland! i wonder if that girl and her dad let you do blow off her tits...
Aaron





Nov 2 2008 7:03 AM

Yo My Oak Town Homey!
Fun chillin wit ya the utha night, yo!!

A
El Roro Asombroso





Oct 30 2008 4:27 PM

You got it. Message me with what you think you would like. Or I can just come up with something orig..
Matt(y) Balaker





Oct 30 2008 10:56 PM

Watch Jacob pop his Red Rock cherry at Red Rock. It's free and far cooler than voting.

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